Don’t Trust the Broccoli Soup

Why does the bathroom smell like Broccoli Soup. Not even kidding. I miss normal person bathrooms.

Afghanland bathrooms are metal storage containers. Lock combinations to keep out the creepers, which makes things difficult if you really have to go. Don’t touch the floor. I forgot my shower shoes once and had to shower in socks. I threw them away. They touched the floor. 

Then there are the porta-potties.

Hey ‘merica,

Good luck scrubbing the mud off your a55! :)

♥

The Taliban

Real cool, guys. Real cool. (Those are footprints.)

Dear T-ban,

We X’ed you out. :)

Xoxo

America

Toilets you can stand on

Bathroom related signs—

These previous four signs are from one bathroom. I don't even want to know. 

Shower Socks

Thursday’s lunch is soup. 

 Do not trust the Broccoli Soup