The best way to explain
your job in a warzone is to embellish as much as possible.
Navy Customs? Well, I
mean, it’s pretty much exactly completely the same as SWAT. At least for sure
the part about kicking doors down. I definitely do that on a regular basis--with people’s dreams. Seriously, guys I’m not going to say it again. There are
no grenades allowed in your carry-on. (Sadly, this is not made up. Mostly. Ok fine, I made up the grenade part.)
Obviously, this sounds
like the most fun ever. So I joined.
Have you heard of Rambo?
Cus I’m kind of like that. But with textbooks. I just like hulk smash people
with knowledge.
That’s actually on my
resume. Under Special Skills.
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